Things you never hear in an exercise video

Just listening to the audio of this absolute nazi of a woman in one of Tammy's exercise videos as I sit here at the computer made me think of several things you never hear in an exercise video.

1. "Pick it up, gumbo."

2. "You look like a goober."

3. "I'm not getting paid enough to put up with your backtalk."

4. "Time for a snack break."

5. "Smoke 'em if you got 'em."

6. "Good night, did you hear that pop?"

7. "Last week a woman died on the set."

8. "My inspiration is Rosie O'Donnell."

9. "I have absolutely no training for this."

10. "That will never fit."