This is ridiculous. I am so ready for winter to end.
I usually am pretty hardcore when it comes to being well. For example, I've only missed about 1-2 sick days in the past 3 years or so. Up thru recently, I've been pretty blessed with nothing more than a runny nose or the like.
Then this winter happened...
So far this year, I've had a bout with the respiratory flu, strep throat, an ear infection, back spasms, and now a sinus infection sooooo bad it brought on a complete matching set of pink eye. Nothing better than waking up on this past Wednesday morning when I was set to be at an economic development meeting but not being able to see the clock because my eye was matted shut.
Oooh. Now that just screams contagion. Yeah, baby - come shake MY hand. Let me wipe my eye first, though.
What's made me so ill this winter? Say it with me...
...Global Warming.
Oh, yes - and that third arm, growing out of my head.
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