Quick replies

Just to let each of you know who've emailed and written to us recently, this is Scott typing, and I'd like to admit to a weary public that I'm horrible. Absolutely horrible.

I read each of your emails, trust me. I do read them.

Though you'd never know it.

So, I thought I'd take some time here to do some mass replies right here:

Angels can be friends, I agree.

I love the Easter Story cookies.

I treasure my civil liberties as well.

Yes, 100,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea is a good start (sorry to all my lawyer friends).

No, I've not sent this on to 18 people in the 32.8 minutes after I read your email; I doubt anything will appear on my screen.

Red, and Huey Lewis & the News.

Bill Gates isn't contacting me to give me a cold, more or less $1 million.

There is NO Bill 602P, and Congress is not angling to tax emails. If and when they do, I'll sign your petition.

It's a week into the season, and I'm not concerned.

Yes.

No.

Five.

Of course.

Not this time.

I'm married, but thank you for the offer.

I don't need your club; I'm satisfied with my hair (or lack thereof) right now.

There's no way you can offer me that & still make a profit, so no.

I don't need "Bob" or any of his pills. Get back to me in 20 years or so.

There are no "toxic fumes" from pumpkins (I promise, I got one like this).

Now that I've got that off of my chest, I can go back to ignoring you.